Eeeeeuuuuuuu! Commissioner

Sorry but we cannot find a single achievement by this man, even before he shipped himself over to Brussels on the earliest possible gravy train out of the station. Nor can we find anyone to recount a witty tale or say a good word about him. We did try, hard. Instead we can only confirm that Philip is an arrogant shite with a smug face that 20 years of bitch slapping won’t remedy.