Spenda Penny

Force 8 Gale Party

Spenda is one of the country’s longest serving politicians and his list of achievements can be counted on one knuckle. Never one for an off-the-cuff quip, Spenda has instead mastered the art of deflection and obfuscation when asked a direct question. This comes in very handy when he’s forgotten to bring the daily scripts prepared for him by his highly paid (yet not related in any way) advisors. A former primary school teacher, Spenda has spent over 40 years in public life, which makes him highly experienced – to be a primary school teacher. Yet he somehow thinks this qualifies him to make life changing decisions for millions of people – as long as none of those decisions affect him.

Any Politician. Any Country. Same Bullshit.

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